Model
The Resume
(1958- )
Resides in Los Angeles, California
Ex-girlfriend of Jimmy Page
AKA Lori Mattix
Why she might be annoying
She lost her virginity at thirteen.
She lost her virginity to David Bowie and his wife Angela.
Her nickname was Lori Lightning.
At 14 she had a relationship with 28 year old Jimmy Page.
She claimed that she was a virgin when she met Jimmy Page, but later retracted that statement.
Her best friend was Sable Starr, who was unofficially the #1 groupie.
She smokes.
She never amounted to much, working just low paying jobs.
Why she might not be annoying
She was taken advantage of by her rock heroes when she was well under age.
She was locked in hotel rooms while the bands played their shows.
Page dumped his girlfriend Pamela, for her and Pamela considered Lori her 'enemy.'
Page dumped her for Bebe Buell.
She said Jimmy broke her heart, and that she stills loves him.
Credit: Brittany, the Haunted Ryder
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Year In Review:
For 2010, as of last week, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
For 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 99 Votes: 70.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 73.77% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 190 Votes: 73.16% Annoying
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